being a hobbyist writer means oscillating between 'i don’t care if no one reads my work, it’s just for me' and 'i need my debut novel to outsell tolkien and rowling combined.'
I love when my parents pay for me to get tipsy 👍
If your husband actually signs the divorce papers you gave him you might just need to start an apocalypse about it…
Divorce Era Jayvik, my beloved, my dearest…
Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.
And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city
Okay so, it took me a second to remember that the Great Lakes fucking massive, and I couldn’t help imagining
We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards
Fish in the great lake being like
THE COVER IS OUT
ITS RED
IT MAKES SENSE BUT ITS RED AND I DIDNT EXPECT IT
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Also:
- Making someone listen to us (and then not taking their advice)
- Procrastinating during job/school
- Floor Time™️
- Imaginary AMV to song you're currently listening to
- Spin wheel of random prompts
Aaaaaaaand
- Staring into the far distance during car rides/public transit!
Also consider:
- Going for a walk!
- Cooking a dinner!
- Watching a video that you're only kind of interested in!
- Having an extremely important conversation with someone where you're supposed to be listening to them the whole time!
- Going to bed and trying to fall asleep!
And!
- Being really busy and having no time to write until hours later!
I've never been able to determine the provenance of this one, but regardless:
"The best time for planning a book is when you’re doing the dishes" - Agatha Christie
May I humbly add:
- Sitting on the toilet
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